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this page will be filled with stupid things we hear/heard/have heard people in school or in life in general.
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“Yeah, there are four shower stalls in there.”
- Girl describing Women’s bathroom at the dorm to one of her friends.
“Four girls taking a shower together? That’s sexy.”
- Boy being stupid.
“Phineas, I’m sorry! I didn’t know you were asleep! …. I thought you were dead.”
- Me, talking to my fish.
“Joe Forever.”
-Mr.Critelli
“AHKNAJO?”
-Substitute Teacher
Q: “Why is Santa Claus so jollu?”
A: “Because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
– joke
“Dr. Dre got most of his inspiration from the story of Oedipus. Soon Oedipus’s smarts saved the town of Thebes, and he was made king. Infact the only reason Dr. Dre produced “The Chronic” because the bible tells you to smoke lots of pot, and Oedipus used to blaze with the makers of Aqua Fresh Toothpaste”
- Essay on Oedipus by Some Random Dude.
“IF SHE SLEPT WITH 15 DIFFERENT GUYS, CHANCES ARE HER VAGINA IS THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR!”
- Ms. Felton
Sachin: “Surprise Butt Sex!”
Robert: “With you Sachin, it’s never a surprise.”
- Sachin and Robert quoting a line from Yugioh: The Abridged Series.
Moe PUA Advice
“If you’re talking to a girl and she’s ignoring you, then you won’t be getting play, but if she’s listening, your chances are better.”
“I would like to urinate on their graves.”
-Mr.Delo
“I wouldn’t dare say anything to the nuns, so why would happen if I said ‘I have a tack in my ass!’”
*directed to Abbie*
“Let’s say if you had a child. . .God forbid you have a child.”
“Kenny are you unfettered?”
-O’shaunaman
Conversation between Sachin, Mina, and Jed
Jed: F*cker
Sachin: Motherf*cker
Jed: Grandmotherf*cker
Sachin: (Currently eating a McFlurry)
*Pause*
Mina: I’d do it.
Sachin: (Snorted McFlurry and it squirted all over his clothes)
Few Moments Later
Mo Farooq: Yo Sachin, who jizzed on you?
Talking about getting jumped.
“If they see you with a wii, they’d jump you.
If they see you with a 360, they’d jump you.
If they see you with a ps3, they’d feel sorry for you.”
- Jed
Vincent: That’s why we call him ‘pancake nipples.’
Usman: I give that guy rides to school sometimes.
Sachin: You should ask to see it.
Usman: I give him rides, not ride him.
Mina: You’d still ask him anyway.